Puns

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did the frog starve?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?