Puns
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why was the spider so smart?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where is the coldest place to work?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do trees keep as a pet?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?