Puns
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did one plate say to the other?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where was Noah born?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a happy cowboy?